🔥 What it is:
A compact, black-scorched steam sauna built for breathwork, reset, and recovery. No flimsy plywood. No dry electric panels. Just real timber, real rocks, and real heat, scaled to fit smaller spaces without losing performance.
Get in. Get wet. Get out.
Klarna-ready. Freight-protected. ACCC-compliant. Steam hard. Recover smarter.
🧱 WHAT YOU GET (WITH US, NOT THEM)
- Heating System: Harvia 6kW rock heater (AU certified) – delivers true sauna heat, not weak electric buzz
- Steam Stones: 10kg of natural rocks – holds and radiates consistent, even steam
- Timber: Premium black scorched red cedar – won’t crack, warp or mould under heat
- Sealant: UV-rated outdoor protection – built for backyards, balconies, or patios
- Ventilation: Dual vent system – solves heavy air, boosts breathability during long sits
- Power Supply: 240V / 15amp – works in Aussie homes without special rewiring
- Control Panel: Internal time/temp controller – no overcomplicated setup, just set and go
- Lighting: Steam-safe warm LEDs – no short-outs, no flickering under heat
- Flooring: Drainable, reinforced composite slats – no water pooling or rot over time
- Insulation: Double thermal wall layer – heats faster, holds steam longer, saves power
- Steam Ready: Eucalyptus oil safe – breathwork-ready without clogging vents
- Glass: Tempered, anti-fog safety glass – no cracking, warping, or fog-out
- Accessories: Ladle, bucket, hourglass timer, thermometer – complete ritual gear included
- Setup Support: Flat-pack with clear instructions – easy to install, no random bolts missing
- Delivery Format: Crate-sealed, freight-safe pallet – protected end-to-end in shipping
- Part Support: Heater + stone tray replaceable – not a throwaway product
- Warranty: 1-Year Structural Guarantee, Extended warranty cover available. Aussie-backed, no freight dodge tricks
- Certification: Fully AU-compliant electrical and heater components
- Build Time: 90 business days – live-tracked from crate to install
- Upgrade Ready: Compatible with Arctic Pro Series accessories – future-proofed setup
- Payment Options: Klarna, Card, Bank Transfer – $0 upfront available, Klarna from ~$247/fn
🛑 What it’s NOT
- ❌ Not a red-glow infrared cube pretending to be steam
- ❌ Not a plywood panel box that melts in the sun
- ❌ Not a flat-pack kit with no instructions or support
- ❌ Not a fake cedar scent or cheap plastic interior
- ❌ Not a toy — this is a performance recovery unit
- ❌ Not designed to sit in your garage unused — this is a ritual tool
👤 Who it’s for
- ✅ Solo users who want deep heat and breathwork space
- ✅ Couples doing nightly sauna rituals at home
- ✅ Small homes or tight outdoor spaces needing real recovery gear
- ✅ Biohackers who value real steam over gimmick LEDs
- ✅ Aussies looking for an affordable Klarna-backed real sauna setup
🚫 Who it’s not for
- ❌ Large families needing room for 4+
- ❌ Buyers chasing sub-$5K boxes off Amazon
- ❌ Renters with no external power or install space
- ❌ Buyers who won’t read the install guide or follow basic care
- ❌ People who think steam is the same as dry electric. It’s not